Deep breath my fellow Eagle fans. It is going to be OK. At this very moment the Front Office is scrambling to find a replacement for Oelhoffen's 2 tackles in 2007. That's right one solo tackle and one assisted tackle. The Eagles will also need to find a way to replace his 0 sacks, 0 interceptions, and 0 forced fumbles.
I am sorry if I am the first to break this news to you. The good feelings from Friday night's game are now gone. It looks like it will be another season without a title.
Again, Kimo von Oelhoffen has been released by the Eagles. It is a very sad day to be an Eagles fan.