Sunday, August 10, 2008

Eagles Super Bowl Chances Take A Major Hit

Breaking news out of Eagles camp today. Kimo von Oelhoffen has been released. This is not a misprint or me trying to stir up controversy. The report is true, Oelhoffen is an Eagle no more.

Deep breath my fellow Eagle fans. It is going to be OK. At this very moment the Front Office is scrambling to find a replacement for Oelhoffen's 2 tackles in 2007. That's right one solo tackle and one assisted tackle. The Eagles will also need to find a way to replace his 0 sacks, 0 interceptions, and 0 forced fumbles.

I am sorry if I am the first to break this news to you. The good feelings from Friday night's game are now gone. It looks like it will be another season without a title.

Again, Kimo von Oelhoffen has been released by the Eagles. It is a very sad day to be an Eagles fan.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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