Monday, September 22, 2008

Monday Morning With the Boss

The QB plays hurt. The team is without a top offensive star. The team plays and BEATS one of the league's top teams. The defense plays out of their minds. But, there is a negative side to yesterday's win so I am told by the boss...
  • McNabb saw that Westbrook was out, realized that all the pressure would now be on him, so he faked the extent of his injury. "What better excuse than a chest injury to blame for an ineffective 2nd half."
  • The crowd at the Linc was psyched to see McNabb come back onto the field for the 2nd half (after missing the first 2 offensive drives). After shaking off his first interception, Kolb started getting into a grove and marched the offense down the field. "So Andy Reid must think crap, I gotta get McNabb back on the field before a QB controversy starts." Pull Kolb, insert McNabb, and a quiet week with no controversy.
  • Why does McNabb keep getting hurt, he needs to be more nimble out there. "How about McNabb lays off the weights. What is he on steroids?!? No mobility. QBs shouldn't be that big."

I GIVE UP...... So instead....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you just can't covert some people

ronron said...

didn't he hear marty say that "McNabb is a first ballot hall of famer"

charlie said...

maybe someone should give Tony Hunt some roid, then maybe he can hold onto the ball.

steph said...

Give McNabb a break he does have to play with L.J. and Reggie Brown.

tmurphy said...

you must say the boss is getting creative in his criticism. that only means the eagles are playing better and better.

thepaintedman said...

Stupid people can just stop being stupid... it's in their DNA.