... at ESPN.
Today, while at a training for work, a coworker received his ESPN text message alert for the day and it read "D. McNabb likely to return by Week 14."
I read it, freaked out, had to be excused from class, and called several people to check the Internet and assure me that nothing crazy happened. I mean, we hadn't even practiced yet and he was fine on Monday.
Bastards almost ruined my day.