McNabb's 12 Days of Christmas

McNabb...a good man, a top QB, one of Philadelphia's finest. Donovan deserves some good fortune this holiday season....

1. A real BIG middle finger: For the idiots who booed McNabb on draft day and the idiots who are now calling for the end of McNabb era in Philadelphia
2. A Vasectomy: No more babies, no more worrying, no more bad stretches of play
3. A Healthy B-West: As Westbrook goes, so goes the success of McNabb now
4. NFL Rule Book: What other rules doesn't #5 know about
5. Time Machine: Let's replay the 2001-2003 seasons, but this time with some real WRs; Let's get along with T.O. following the 2004 season
6. For Reid to grow a pair: You got something to say, say it to Donovan's face
7. Make each half 28 minutes long: Less time to struggle in the clutch
8. T.J. Houshmandzadeh next season - The man is an UFA and why would he want to return to the Bengals
9. A Hammer - He needs something to break that tunnel vision...not everyone in Philly hates you Donovan
10. Kolb to be Kolb - Please keep chucking them to the other team
11. DeMarcus Ware to get hurt this weekend - I wont miss, and Donovan won't miss him on December 28
12. Speech lessons from Chase Utley - No team is hotter right now, could the Eagles make it back-to-back World F-ing Champions
13. Bonus: A guaranteed return to the Eagles in 2009 - Ok, this one's for me